The Looney News

Jul 13, 2017

This is a bare bones demo episode of The Looney News. Here's what you'll find:

 

• The Chinese hit hurdles in Dayton
• Verizon fights Fios subscriber losses
• Hobbits defeat Warner Brothers
• Kroger sues new competitor
• Pizza chain rapidly fires in Texas
• Ignore common career advice
• 1980's corporate raider dead ... may get Macy's float